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*ENGLISH SUBS BY Fliplino Matus* The multiverse… Can exist other realities beyond the ones explored by the man? If it’s true… would they collide among them? Can we explore them? Today you’ll have the privilege of seeing how they be, in… What if…?: Davuuwart’s 8th anniversary What if in “Before mission Zero”…? I will be the lord of the universe! for now I’m gonna stay here, to see the evening telenovela. I’ve over a day without measure my stress! …Ridley got replaced by Kirby? Did you call me, Lord Kirby? No, but since you’re here…

…tell me how much is left. Less and less… Good, good… When get the afloraltite, I will be the master of the entire fucking universe! Really? Well, I need it for watch TV. The TV? Yeah, the TV… and do it quickly or I will blew you! Let’s see. We’re gonna kill hundreds of unfortunates to make your TV works? Exactly asshole, you’re annoying me asking so many questions… THE SHIP STOPS 300 METERS FROM… Yeeeees, it’s Loquendo! Why is weird to use Loquendo!? …or electronic voices, or computer voices or whatever it calls?! Sorry dude, whenever they use computer voices in these videos, people get altered like they got a sausage in their ass.

B-but… D-don’t you just… YOU JUST SAY THE TV DIDN’T WORK!? I have high stress, and you aren’t gonna stop fucking me?! OMG, it’s 9 o’clock. I got the toilet paper… …Playboy… …sooo, FAP TIME!! What if “The Pokemon Locos” stereotypes…? This is the best paella of Iapapa berries I’ve eaten! …were from Catalonia? *TALKING CATALAN* (Catalunia jokes) What if in “High voltage in Tourian”…? It’s impossible even a army can enter- Prepare to die, Mother Brain! Looks like the ex-husband of María Rosaura (the sailor, not the painter) Freaking Bill Gates…

…the characters were the opposite sex? This is your end, Ridleyetta! Don’t interrupt me now, Samuel… …I’m watching the soccer! The stupid Messi can’t do anything in all the match, dammit! What if in “The best animation in the world”…? The best region of the Pokémon World! Shadow and Geno, it’s true the most support you have it’s from the most weirdos of your sagas… My game is good! But I’ll always be behind Ocarina of Time. …the audio bloopers were REAL bloopers instead? *A BIKE APPEARS* (Shadow get distracted) *A CAR HONK* (Shadow get angry) This stupid cars don’t let me record! Holy fuck! *IMPERSONATING ROBERT DE NIRO* Action… What if the characters of “E.T the ExtRe-Tard”…? TRENCH-COAT GUY!! I’ll miss you. I won’t. Hey ET, do you know what would be your name in Star Wars? What? ET-ET! …the roles goes wrong? Man, what a good day! I prefer being here, in my house! Bummer, you mean MY house. You don’t gonna call me bummer, fucking dick! I’m going to smack you so bad, that I’m gonna send you to Uranus…

YOU-WON’T-PUSSY!!! Hey! Oh no dude, it’s Elliott.. Fuck, it’s Elliott! I’M ELLIOTT!! What if… “Hell’s Garden”…? How do you know my name? First of all, Papri; and second, Wikipedia. But there aren’t more boys over here? What the hell? were a ANIME? *fansub by NekkoBukkake93, profesional captions^^ all Youtube, sub x sub :3* Hello, what do you want? Hello Mirto-San, nice to meet you. You’re so handsome as I supossed. I wanted you to come with me to cut flowers. Who are you and how do you know my name? My name is Papri. And about your name, …Wikipedia. Wikipedia? Wikipedia?! wikipedia. SUUUUREALISM. What if… WEED TIME! Before to see the sun ♫ I prefer to hear the pipes… ♫ What if instead Bowser in “Final Boss: Undercover” People says a Dry Bones who got eliminate Mario 5 times works there. Are you making “The Boss” thingy, no? Exactly, and now for your fault, that Dry Bones it’s looking me bad! Ah, shit, he find me out! What do you expect? I can see you clearly. were “Eggman in “Final Boss Undercover”? *THIS IS A SNEEK PEEK.

THE ANIMATION LINK IT’S IN THE DESCRIPTION. THE VIDEO CONTINUES IN 7:00* What if in “Turnips have the fault”…? You grab the “turnips” very good! I’m the great Wart! What a big POWcock you got there! the characters were the oppossite sex? Oh Prince Peach, you grab the “melons” very good! I’m in a one shot to finish the adventure and you do a Feminist commentary against me? Hey, it’s a friends joke, I’m wrong, girls? Girls? I’m the great Warta! What if “I’m Alex Kidd”…? I’m Alex Kidd, I’m Alex Kidd ♫ And I work in the Burger King! ♫ were singed by Joaquin Sabina? I’m Alex Kidd… ♫ I’m Alex Kidd… ♫ and I see a bitch around the Burger King.

♫ Oral 20 euros, ♫ Full 100 euros, it’s a terrific prize… ♫ A full chip… ♫ I said to her: “A full chip” ♫ What if “The Pokémon Locos” stereotypes… No MAMEn! were from Galicia? *TALKS GALICIAN-PORTUGUESE* What if the characters of “Watch out: Space Trees”… There it is, it’s the “Tree-Slaying Dragon” Why? I Iove the EXTREME things we did in the night… … the roles goes wrong? Wow, what a nightmare! I gotta stop smoking that EXTREME things.. Why? I love the STRANGE things I make you in the night! What if… WEED TIME! Hello, I’m Rodrigo Rato. And I am “The Thing”! The Thing goes to Rato. (Rato = long time) The thing it’s gonna take a while. (Get it now?) What if in “Link and the magical balling”…? What’s the matter if my sword have the same color of my skin, and I grab it like if it was my…! Your brain it’s inside your dick, and not in your head! Lemme pull out my cigars, and she’ll probably lick my Lucky Strike! the characters haves the opposite sex? Oh my god, it’s the walking Master Sword! Come here and nail it forward! Man, I have a wall here! Put me your “bombs” here! Exactly, your compass and your map don’t lies you; if you get the Zora’s mask…

…in my “dungeon” you’ll get stuck! Stupids womens, they abuse so much of us…! They’re so prehistoricals, your spectacle it’s so sad. Oh look, it’s Linkle. Are you who can fill my energy? Oh yeah, right. Come to my house, I’m gonna give you a lot of “magicals powders”! What if “The Pokemon Locos” stereotypes…? We’re gonna make a show in the “Sombrerito Alegre”. …were from Andalusia? *TALKS ANDALUCIAN (a really dirty language)* What if “Pokey’s Passion”…? Oh la lá, if it isn’t my friend…

Ah…your name… PigButt? No, no! Ness! Haha, he said “big dick” *1*. Motherfuckers! …were a Walt Disney 20-30’s short animation? What if instead “Back from the future, Sonic!”…? I’ll be back in a few years… Blessed “present-past”! …were “Back from the future, Mario!”? (OK, THIS IS ANOTHER KIND OF SNEEK PEEK) What if in “AIN’T NO NPC GOTTA TIME FOR DAT”? I have the legendaries Pokémon from this region! The legend says this Pokemon existed in ancient times…the characters have the opposite sex? The legend says this Pokemon existed in ancient times. I’m so fucking sick of your shit! What if… *BLOOPERS* (EMOTIONAL CREDITS ALERT) .

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