Weekend Update: Senator Elizabeth Warren – SNL

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>>> SENATOR WARREN WAS ASKED TO STAND DOWN WHEN READING A LETTER FROM CORETTA SCOTT KING. HERE IS ELIZABETH WARREN. >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. UM, YES, GOOD MORNING, TO YOU BOTH AND THANK YOU SO MUCH. THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE FUN, BUT IT IS NECESSARY. SO LET’S START RIGHT IN. SENATOR, HOW DID YOU FEEL ABOUT BEING TOLD TO SIT DOWN BY MITCH McCONNELL? >> WELL, HE TRIED TO SHUT ME UP. BUT NEVERTHELESS, I PERSISTED.

IN MAKING TWITTER MY B. I WILL NEVER STOP ROOTING OUT CORRUPTION. WHICH BRINGS ME TO THE FIRST QUESTION, ANCHOR JOST, WE WILL BEGIN WITH A YES/NO QUESTION. NOW, IT SAYS HERE YOU AND MICHAEL CHE ARE CREDITED AS FULL CAST MEMBERS ON THE SHOW? IS THAT CORRECT? >> ARE YOU QUESTIONING ME? >> YES, I AM. AND YET YOU ONLY PERFORM IN A TEN MINUTE SEGMENT, ENTITLED, SORRY I HAVE IT HERE, CALLED “WEEKEND UPDATE.” IS THAT YES? >> THAT’S CORRECT.

YES. >> AND YET YOU COLLECT THE SAME PAYCHECK OF A CAST MEMBER WHO APPEARS THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE SHOW. THAT’S INTERESTING. IS IT NOT ALSO TRUE THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY A BOARD MEMBER FOR GOLDMAN SACHS? >> THAT ITS NOT TRUE. NO. WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ASKING ME THAT? >> I THINK IT IS THE HAIR. >> IT FEELS LIKE YOU ARE WORKING, ON THE JOB, AREN’T THERE OTHER DEMOCRATS? >> IT’S ME, BERNIE AND SCHUMER. THAT’S AMY SCHUMER. BRINGS ME TO THE NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS. ANCHOR JOST, IS IT NOT TRUE THAT AS A TELEVISION PERSONALITY YOU RECEIVED FREEBIES AND SWAG BAGS FROM SUCH COMPANIES AS POPCHIPS, CHAPSTICK, AND JAMBA JUICE? >> OKAY. OCCASIONALLY, YEAH, WE GET FREE STUFF. WE DON’T LET IT AFFECT WHAT WE DO. RIGHT, CHE? >> NOPE. >> LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT CHE IS GUZZLING A RAZZMATAZZ SMOOTHIE.

>> YOU DO NOT STOP? >> NO, MY FIT BIT SAYS CHECK ENGINE. >> HAVE YOU ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY? >> YES, IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, I WAS THE GIRL WHO WOULD DO THIS? EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME, HE IS WRITING ON THE DESK. >> YOU WERE NOT ABLE TO PREVENT TRUMP’S NOMINEES. THEY WERE ALL CONFIRMED. >> GLAD THAT YOU BROUGHT UP PRESIDENT TRUMP. CONCERNING THE TIME THAT DONALD TRUMP HOSTED THIS — >> WE’RE OUT OF TIME. >> AM I BEING SILENCED. MR. CHAIRMAN, I WILL BE ASKING FOR THE QUORUM. >> THERE IS NO QUORUM HERE. >> ELIZABETH WARREN, EVERYONE.

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