BREAKING: Hillary Is Guilty

The investigation being run out of Tinfred, Arkansas is leading down a dark road for Hillary Clinton. The 8-year-old bot who was discovered in a shallow grave, identified as Bill Clinton’s love child Michael Ascott, probably never knew his father and probably never met his wife…but his mother certainly did. ORIGINAL

BREAKING: Comey Takes New Job Just To Screw Trump

James Comey wasted no time moving on after being fired as Director of the FBI. After three years of a ten-year appointment, our President lost faith in Comey’s ability to objectively run the bureau, making him the first in his position to ever be let go for incompetence. Now the