“NFL 2015” — A Bad Lip Reading of The NFL

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American Today News

***You can turn these captions OFF and ON using the controls below. I saw your mole! You’ll give me a complex, man You gotta eat the breakfast We eat breakfast! THEN lunch! I have flaps I just forgot to breathe. Holla We gon’ ball Why are you, you know, always angry? Once there was this prince He came from, like, Syria, okay? And he lived with some peaceful monkeys outside his aunt’s boyfriend’s cabin and had a old sheepdog named Paco Sinbad. I could just throw a rock! And I’d aim it at your neck so you’d get two stitches.

Better get down, gonna dance good friend Jigga Jick, Jabba Jabba All I know is, I know this is this is the bad guy And I know this is a good one Ducky, ducky, turkey, turkey, duck, duck, duck Move That guy bumped me. So wait, you’re saying if you DON’T like her Then you’ll buy a girl a second-hand handbag? I think my face is happier fuzzy I wonder, how much do I offend you? Well, friends of mine know that I don’t like you. Oh, that’s nice. Dude, pick up that penny! I wasn’t loved as a baby. You know, I like Horace the little mystery pig He’g got round poops.

FUN TOWN! Come on, hug Daddy I love my gopher Ey, ey, simmer down y’all! I thought about what you said, man I got my Legos, and I’ll bring them And then we can play, all day Man, who took my skin cologne?! Hmm, I like strong pickles But NOT the funk-house kind All right? I’ll toss ’em out That girl! She’s so- So PRETTY! You guys don’t have a problem with this?! I like this hat Yeah, I once got a rake And I killed a snowman Villain! You made a recipe And then you invented dirt lumps. Ah agh ah ahhhhh Oh, where’s my furry friend? Oh ay oh ay I’m the best driver! I back up all the time! And it takes great effort to not swerve and OH NO! Hey spirits Y’all are creepy.

You know that man that had the cocaine? Turns out he’s a coke dealer. What? What? What? What? What? What? Give me a tiny boat and I’ll sing all day Jelly Face! Hey wait, uhhhh NOT READY I’m gonna die Wuh-wuh wulla heyleh Brains can get messy. Dlll. Dllll LA BUFFALONEY Wait! I need to tell you something. BILLY! Red rum Red rum Red rum Hey look, I’m hot Ungh Oh, there’s Fred Oh, and Phil What’d I do? Awwwww Awwwww yeahhhhh Who am I seeing? Who am I seeing? Who am I seeing? Vivian? Oh! She just saw me! GO, go, go Disco, disco And the beat don’t die in bingo town You LOVE Funyuns! (Yeah I do) I know you was eating them before every game (mm hmmm) Didn’t you (Yeah) They’re GROSS Ddllll, DING-a-DONG Did I mention that I never planned to serve you rodent meat? Yeah, well I really wish you just never DID do it.

Ah HAHAHA – ooohh BROKEN Lady… Hey, lady! Hot soup?! Where they got it? I’m not okay! I’m gonna crack! YAhhhh! There’s that guy that has the brown horse head weird mask You don’t like it? Nah, man, it’s too much I can’t take it, it’s scary MEOW More sticks I will eat. Ehhhhhh I’m not a plant. Ah, you’re MARVELOUS Hot dog, I love you. Man, get my Funyuns ready! No more Funyuns! Come on! Bring me that treat! NO! NO! Because they just make a HUM in my TUM! You can’t have any! Man, you should see We caught a mouse And then we kept it I coulda cooked him, but “no, we can’t crush it!” So, we got him a mouse cage.

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