Melania Trump Is Riding High After Her First State Dinner

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AS YOU KNOW, LAST WEEK MELANIA TRUMP ORGANIZED THE STATE DINNER FOR FRENCH PRESIDENT EMMANUEL MACRON AND HIS WIFE BRIGITTE, MRS. TRUMP GOT RAVE REVIEWS. WELL SHE SHOULD. IN FACT, MACRON GAVE IT THREE STARS ON YELP. “LE FOOD, AND LE DECOR C’EST EXCELLENT. ONLY PROBLEM: LE PRESIDENT WAS, HOW YOU SAY, HANDSY. STILL WASHING OFF LE BRONZER. #MOITOO.” ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) ( PIANO RIFF ) GOT A LOVELY VOICE. BUT AFTER THE VISIT, BRIGITTE MACRON SAID SHE REALLY LIKED MELANIA, BUT WAS WORRIED, SAYING, “SHE CAN’T EVEN OPEN A WINDOW AT THE WHITE HOUSE. SHE CAN’T GO OUTSIDE. SHE’S MUCH MORE CONSTRAINED THAN I AM. I GO OUT EVERY DAY IN PARIS.” WAY TO RUB IT IN. ( LAUGHTER ) THAT’S LIKE ON CHRISTMAS MORNING EBENEEZER SCROOGE HEADS OVER TO THE CRATCHITS, AND TAP DANCES IN FRONT OF TINY TIM. “GOD BLESS ME, EVERYONE! HA-CHA!” ( PIANO RIFF ) SO IS THE FIRST LADY A PRISONER IN THE WHITE HOUSE? HERE TO TELL US, LIVE VIA SATELLITE, PLEASE WELCOME FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: THANKS FOR COMING ON THE SHOW, MADAME FIRST LADY. >> MY PLEASURE, STEPHEN. >> STEPHEN: AND CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SUCCESS OF THE STATE DINNER. >> THANK YOU, STEPHEN. I KNOW THERE WERE DOUBTERS, BUT AS ABIGAIL ADAMS ONCE SAID “HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?” >> Stephen: THAT SOUNDS LIKE HER. WELL, THE DINNER CERTAINLY LOOKED BEAUTIFUL. >> NO SURPRISE THERE, STEPHEN. AS A MODEL, I SPENT YEARS LOOKING AT DINNER. ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT.

>> STEPHEN: BRIGITTE MACRON HAD BRIGITTE MACRON HAD A GOOD TIME HANGING WITH YOU. SHE SAYS THAT IN PRIVATE YOU HAVE A STRONG PERSONALITY AND LAUGH EASILY, BUT THAT YOU’RE MORE RESTRAINED IN PUBLIC. >> THAT’S NOT TRUE, STEPHEN. I SHOW THE PUBLIC ALL OF MY EMOTIONS. HERE IS MY HAPPY FACE. ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, MY SAD FACE. HAPPY. SAD. HAPPY. SAD. HAPPY. SAD. ( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: SHE IS CERTAINLY CONCERNED. SHE SAYS YOU’RE SO CONSTRAINED IN THE WHITE HOUSE, YOU CAN’T EVEN OPEN A WINDOW. >> FAKE NEWS, STEPHEN. THERE IS NO NEED FOR ME TO OPEN A WINDOW. AT LEAST, UNTIL MY HAIR GROWS OUT LONG ENOUGH FOR EMMANUEL MACRON TO CLIMB UP AND SAVE ME. GROW! ( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE ) >> STEPHEN: NOW, SOME PEOPLE WORRY THAT YOU’RE NOT CLOSE TO YOUR HUSBAND, IN PART BECAUSE OF THIS VIDEO WHERE HE GOES IN FOR A KISS AND IS BLOCKED BY YOUR HAT. >> THAT’S RIDICULOUS, STEPHEN, WHICH IS WHY I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. I JUST HAPPEN TO ENJOY HIGH FASHION. IN FACT, I BOUGHT A NEW HAT TODAY.

( LAUGHTER ) OUCH! OOOH, OW! OW! >> Stephen: IT’S LOVELY. BUT ON “FOX & FRIENDS,” YOUR HUSBAND SAID HE DIDN’T EVEN GET YOU ANYTHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY, EXCEPT A CARD. >> THAT’S TRUE, STEPHEN, BUT IT WAS A VERY NICE CARD– PLATINUM. ( APPLAUSE ) IT’S THE SAME WAY HE PROPOSED ( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: IT’S A CBS, MADAM, CBS. QUITE ROMANTIC. NOW, I FOE YOU’VE GOT TO GO, YOU’RE A BUSY WOMAN. BUT LAST WEEK MADAME TUSSAUD’S UNVEILED A WAX FIGURE OF YOU. DO YOU THINK IT LOOKS LIKE YOU? >> NO, SHE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME. SHE LOOKS MORE LIKE A WAX FIGURE OF THAT STUPID ACTRESS PLAYING ME. WHAT’S HER NAME? LISA SPUMONTI OR SOMETHING. STICK TO SINGING! >> STEPHEN: AND THE FIGURE’S SMILE IS WAY BIGGER THAN ANYTHING WE’VE EVER SEEN FROM YOU. >> WELL, SHE DOESN’T LIVE IN THE WHITE HOUSE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) BUT THEY DID GET ONE DETAIL RIGHT: WAX MELANIA WON’T HOLD DONALD’S HAND EITHER. ( LAUGHTER ) HEY! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> STEPHEN: SO, DO YOU LIKE IT? >> OH, YES.

I’D EVEN LIKE TO BORROW IT SOMETIME TO FILL IN FOR ME AT EVENTS. ( LAUGHTER ) >> STEPHEN: I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT DIDN’T LOOK LIKE YOU. >> IT LOOKS MORE LIKE ME THAN WHAT I’M USING NOW: A MOP WITH GOOGLY EYES. ( LAUGHTER ) >> STEPHEN: MELANIA TRUMP, EVERYBODY! WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK. .

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